WHY I LIKE AIRPLANES OVER A WOMAN

[Jan Fredrik Furøy]

Hei

Fikk denne av en kollega i dag. Husker ikke om den har vært oppe før, men artig er den uansett.

 

 

WHY I LIKE AIRPLANES OVER A WOMAN

 

Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.

Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go".

Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.

Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.

Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

Airplanes don't care how many airplanes you've flown before.

Airplanes and its pilot both arrive at the same time.

Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

Airplanes expect to be tied down.

Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

 

 

However, they both have one thing in common - when either one of them gets quiet,

it's definitely not good...

 

Mvh

Jan Fredrik

SAS807

[Rasmus Spanne]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Det beste er at noen av disse tingene faktisk stemmer

[Clamer F. Meltzer]

Det beste er at noen av disse tingene faktisk stemmer

 

Noen? Hvilken er det som ikke stemmer?

[Rasmus Spanne]

 

Noen? Hvilken er det som ikke stemmer?

 

Etter nærmere analyse, er det ingen som ikke stemmer

[K J]

Håhå! Rå humor dette!

[Jon Berg Jørgensen]

Det er slik humor vi liker

[Andreas Nysveen]

Helt enig! Det der var alt for sant