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Jeg, Christian Sager og Thomas Gundersen fant ut at vi skulle ta oss en tur til Faro fra GM! Et godt stykke inn i flighten kom vi til Eurocontrol og følgende utspilte seg ""

 

SAS9822: Styrmann Thomas.

LOCAL\\CFG818: Undertegnede.

SAS196: Cpt. Sager.

 

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, say airspeed

EURW_V_FSS : SWR101, Good evening. Radar identified. Continue as filed.

SWR101 : Roger, continue as filed

EURW_V_FSS : CFG818, say airspeed

SAS9822 : airspeed

LOCAL : .78

SWR101 : LOL

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Sir, look at your airspeed indicator and read the mach number to me, thx

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Please advise if you copy.

SAS9822 : sorry about that, there is a joke on the web about a pilot who just answered "airpseed" on the sam question, in the end the ATC said "say cancel IFR)

SAS9822 : .84

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, yes, and my answer would be, say "Cancel IFR"

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, ;-)

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Thank you sir.

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Call when ready for descent.

SAS9822 : cancel IF.....eh..disregard

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, LOL

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, maintain mach .82 for separation

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, ,des

SAS9822 : mach.82, roger

EURW_V_FSS : CFG818, maintain mach .78 so traffic 5miles at your twelve will be able to descend out of FL400

EURW_V_FSS : SAS196, Further descent approved at pilot discretion.

EURW_V_FSS : SAS196, Leaving my airspace.Radar services terminated,freq. change approved.

EURW_V_FSS : SAS196, Suggest self announce intentions on 122.80

LOCAL : rgr, maintaining .78 to keep the comedian away from the turbines ""

EURW_V_FSS : CFG818, hee hee

EURW_V_FSS : CFG818, i wonder how funny it will be when he has a B767 descending into him ;-)

LOCAL : hehehe

EURW_V_FSS : CFG818, do u have visual on your traffic?

SAS196 : ah, Norwegian comedians ""

LOCAL : yeah, 7.2 miles ahead of me. still having the landing gear out

SAS9822 : decending 85nm

EURW_V_FSS : CFG818, maintain visual separation.

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Initial descent FL240 approved at pilot discretion. Report passing FL250.

SAS9822 : I'm drying the rubber, the runway back at ENGM was rather wet

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, traffic 7miles at your 6oclock FL380 has u in sight

SAS9822 : FL240, will report passing FL250

SAS9822 : roger, our APU mecanic back in the tail has trafiic in sight too

LOCAL : oh, the guy that just fell off? hes stuck in my wipers now

EURW_V_FSS : ELY056, Good evening. Radar identified. Continue as filed. Climb FL390

SAS9822 : Bloody hell! Who's supposed to supply power on the ground now? Could you please hand him back after landing?

LOCAL : ok, but only after hes cleaned up the windshields after himself

SAS9822 : okey boss!

EURW_V_FSS : Enjoy the rest of the flight. Good day.

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Further descent approved at pilot discretion.

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Leaving my airspace.Radar services terminated,freq. change approved.

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Suggest self announce intentions on 122.80

SAS9822 : Bye, have an enjoyable evening

SAS9822 : btw......would like to cancel IFR.....

SAS9822 : eh....disregrad ""

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, get lost ... -)

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Enjoy the rest of the flight. Good day.

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, thanks for the humour sir

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Good night.

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Hehe genialt! Men de mest geniale setningene idag.. (Kansje på lenge) må være disse!!!

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, get lost ... -)

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Enjoy the rest of the flight. Good day.

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, thanks for the humour sir

EURW_V_FSS : SAS9822, Good night.

"""" Hehe!

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Hehe!!! Ja, det er gøy når man virkelig kommer på bølgelengde med medpiloter og ATC på en lengre flight.

Mener å tro at har vært under hans kontroll tidligere på vei til Mallorca i forrige uke, hvis han hadde amerikansk uttale?

Uansett, er bare å si i fra Jonas, skal ikke se bort i fra at jeg blir med å sette litt solstek på vingene. ""

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