Tid for litt mandagshumor?

[Olav M. Rønningen]

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Eager Flyer...

 

A student pilot was on a cross country solo flight to Santa Barbara. Eager to fly "heavy metal" he contacts approach at 5,500 feet for flight following...

 

N12345: ...approach, Cessna 12345 checking in at flight level 550.

 

Approach (after a long pause): Roger, Cessna 12345 ... you can contact NASA at 368.2 for further advisories!

 

 

Ha en fin mandag, hvis mulig

[Chris_Andre Martinussen]

Fin den!

[Gjest]

slenger meg på jeg også:

 

A young guy in an F-16 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

 

The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."

 

The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.

 

Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"

 

"I just shut down two engines, kid."

 

When Apollo astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usually com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark: "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."

 

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

 

But, (on July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

 

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

 

Apparently a true story.

 

 

 

Jan Roar Rød

[Ståle Andre Ustad]

hehehe

[Olav M. Rønningen]

slenger meg på jeg også:

 

A young guy in an F-16 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

 

The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."

 

The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.

 

Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"

 

"I just shut down two engines, kid."

 

When Apollo astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usually com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark: "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."

 

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

 

But, (on July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

 

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

 

Apparently a true story.

 

 

 

Jan Roar Rød

 

finfine!

 

Mandager er visst ikke så verst allikevel.

[Joachim Skjønberg]

Disse to er ihvertfall ukesn vitser! Den siste litt for lang til å fortelle til en venn, men SINNSYKT bra!

[Joakim Brestrup]

It's a nifty story, but not true. Neil Armstrong denies it and NASA transcripts do not include any record that Neil Armstrong made a reference to a Mr. Gorsky during his lunar excursion. NASA regards the story to as a joke.

 

Here is NASA's Official transcripts of the Apollo 11 moon walk:

 

http://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/a11/a11.step.html