in-flight announcements..

[Martin Foss]

Kikket gjennom "off-topic"-delen på forumet på www.statusquo.co.uk, og fant disse:

 

Ladies and gentlemen, those of you on the right side of the airplane can see the Golden Gate Bridge, those of you on the left side of the plane can see the people on the right side of the plane looking at the Golden Gate Bridge."

 

"On a flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

 

"Please remain seated until the plane is parked at the gate. At no time in history has a passenger beaten a plane to the gate. So please don't even try."

 

"On a flight from Amsterdam to London the plane was a third full. Before the safety announcement the FA said: "If everybody could please move to a window seat, that way our competitors will think we have a full flight."

 

"A B737 had an exceedingly long rollout after landing with his approach speed a little high. San Jose Tower: "Bluesrtike 123, turn right at the end of the runway, if able. If not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off Highway 101 and make a right at the lights to return to the airport."

 

Vet ikke om de har vært nevnt her før, men poster til glede for nye lesere :-)

[Chris_Andre Martinussen]

Nice!

 

[Ivar Skaugstad]

Hehe, mye artig her!

[Lars B. Frostad]

Nr.1 og Nr.4 var jo bare rå, de hadde jeg ikke lest før!!.

[Thomas Varn Mortensen]

Hehe... fint med lidt humor

[Thomas Olsen]

Dette var noe å våkne til ja!