Flyvertinne vits

[Kristoffer Rivedal]

Så denne på BAV forumet og måtte bare poste denne her!

 

A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she workfor?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:

"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself,"

ooh sh*t, she doesn't work for Delta".

a moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"

This time the woman turned on him "What the f**k do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "ahhh, RyanAir"

[Arild Oldervoll]

Haha, dødsbra.

 

Dagens vits (dagens første jeg har hørt )

[Aleksander Berge]

DRIT BRA!!!!!!!!!

 

Akkurat sånn er dem!

[Gjest]

Drittbra

[SH]