Morsomme ATC Quotes

[Christian Zhang]

Det er mange forskjellige og morsomme

http://aviationhumor.net/atc-quotes/

 

[Kristian-Mikkelborg]

Er noen her og.

http://www.schiratti.com/humour.html

 

ATC: "N123YZ, say altitude."

N123YZ: "ALTITUDE!"

ATC: "N123YZ, say airspeed."

N123YZ: "AIRSPEED!"

ATC: "N123YZ, say cancel IFR."

N123YZ: "Eight thousand feet, one hundred fifty knots indicated."

:grin:

[AMO]

Hehe, den siste der blir aldri gammel! :grin:

[Øyvind Haldorsen]

Denne er herlig, da:

A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running “a bit peaked.” Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. “Ah,” the fighter pilot remarked, “The dreaded seven-engine approach.”

[Karl Mathias Moberg]

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.

Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.

[Kim Jørgen Brenna]

Enkelt, men genial moro! :grin:

[TOS]

Controller: "Air Force 53, it appears your engine has... oh... disregard, I see you've already ejected."

 

Priceless! :grin:

[Kristian-Mikkelborg]

Haha, hadde latterkrampe når jeg leste de.=P Funnyy!

[Anders Merch Grønmyr]

A deer is on the runway... so...

Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for take-off.

Student: "What should I do? What should I do?"

Inst: "What do you think you should do?"

(think-think-think)

Std: "Maybe if I taxi toward him it'll scare him away."

Inst: "That's a good idea."

(Taxi toward deer, but deer is macho, and holds position.)

 

Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for take-off, runway NN.

Std: "What should I do? What should I do?"

Inst: "What do you think you should do?"

(think-think-think)

 

Std: "Maybe I should tell the tower."

Inst: "That's a good idea."

Std: Cessna XXX, uh, there's a deer down here on the runway.

(long pause)

Tower: Roger XXX, hold your position. Deer on runawy NN cleared for immediate departure.

(Two seconds, and then -- I presume by coincidence -- the deer bolts from the runway, and runs back into the woods.)

Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for departure, runway NN. Caution wake turbulence, departing deer.

It had to be tough keeping that Cessna rolling straight for take-off.

 

hehehe, trodde jeg sku pisse på meg så bra var denne!

[Ivar Skaugstad]

Har selv vært innom en artig hendelse for litt siden:

 

http://www.flightsim.no/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=546600#Post546600

 

:grin:

[Kristian-Mikkelborg]

Haha fantastisk bra :grin: