Litt ATC humor, i anledning fredagen

[Arne Wulvik]

Mulig dere har sett dette før, men püttzan:

 

Excerpts from radio traffic between tower and airplanes... in Germany...

 

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Tower: "Say fuelstate."

Pilot: "fuelstate."

Tower: "Say again."

Pilot: "again."

Tower: "Arghl, give me your fuel!"

Pilot: "Sorry, need it myself..."

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Pilot: "...Tower, please call me a fuel truck."

Tower: "Roger. You are a fuel truck."

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Controller: "Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about

two hours ago ?"

Pilot: "Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot."

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Controller: "Delta Zulu Romeo, turn right now and report your heading."

Pilot: "Wilco. 341, 342, 343, 344, 345..."

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Tower: "You have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"

Pilot: "Give us another hint, we have digital watches!"

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Tower: "Mission 123, do you have problems?"

Pilot: "I think, I have lost my compass."

Tower: "Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel!"

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Pilot: "Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and push

back, please."

Tower: "KLM 242 expect start up in two hours."

Pilot: "Please confirm: two hours delay?"

Tower: "Affirmative."

Pilot: "In that case, cancel the good morning!"

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Pilot: "Tower, request permission to enter zone XY."

Tower: "Negative."

Pilot: "Tower, did you say Negative?"

Tower: "Affirmative."

Pilot: "Understood Affirmative. I will call you leaving the zone."

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Pilot: "Does the enemy F-16 come from east or west?"

Tower: "Yes."

Pilot: "Yes, what?"

Tower: "Yes, SIR!"

 

Arne

[Fredrik Edvardsen]

LOL!!

Virkelig bra greier

[Stig Harald Ådland]

Hahahaha, really bra!