funny air traffic controllers quotes

[Stian Rossland]

datt innom denne på nettet....mange gode historier her

 

funny air traffic controllers quotes

[Andreas Nysveen]

Lufhansa Pilot to co-pilot, forgetting that the frequency was open: "We used to come up the Thames, and turn over here for the docks...."

Voice on frequency: "ACHTUNG SPITFEUR"

[Magnus F. Meese]

A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5's nose cargo doors opened, saying, "I'm going to eat you." (Ack E Scharzmann)

[Tor Hogne Paulsen]

Quote fra meg selv på Værnes i fjor sommer (under opplæring og forholdsvis stressa):

 

"LN-XXX make a LEFT hand 360 to the RIGHT"!.

 

/TH

[Karl Mathias Moberg]

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.

Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.

[Even Moe Egenes]

:grin: