en morsom historie.....

[SH]

Jeg fant denne morsomme historien på nettet:

 

Heard this one from a CFI at a recent bull-session about funny

aviation things that had happened to pilots. Text in quotes is converstation

within the aircraft; without quotes is radio transmission.

This CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross

traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby woods, stops in the middle

of the runway, and just stands there looking at them.

 

Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for take-off.

Std: "What should I do? What should I do?"

Inst: "What do you think you should do?"(think-think-think)

Std: "Maybe if I taxi toward him it'll scare him away."

Inst: "That's a good idea."

(Taxi toward deer, but deer is macho, and holds position.)

Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for take-off, runway NN.

Std: "What should I do? What should I do?"

Inst: "What do you think you should do?"(think-think-think)

Std: "Maybe I should tell the tower."Inst: "That's a good idea."

Std: Cessna XXX, uh, there's a deer down here on the runway.(long pause)

Tower: Roger XXX, hold your position. Deer on runawy NN cleared for

immediate departure.

(Two seconds, and then -- I presume by coincidence -- the deer bolts from the

runway, and runs back into the woods.)

Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for departure, runway NN. Caution wake turbulence,

departing deer.

Her er en historie til:

 

A True Story:

 

Student pilot (completely lost and desperate) on the emergency frequency:

 

"Big airport with a little Cessna 150 overhead, please identify yourself!"

[This message has been edited by Sveinung H (edited 07-02-2000).]

[Olav M. Rønningen]

Short Final...

From the "Are you sure you've done this before?" file...

The weather was dropping rapidly and DCA (Washington National) was the only field still VFR, so they got a flood of diversions. Then they went from 2,000/5 to 600/1, so it was a scramble to get everyone on the ILS.

One pilot didn't seem very familiar with the concept of the ILS, which resulted in the following exchange:

DCA TRACON: Nxxx, turn to 020 to intercept the localizer; you went right through it.

Nxxx: Roger.

DCA TRACON: Nxxx, do you have an ILS receiver?

Nxxx: Roger.

DCA TRACON: Is it turned on?

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Det fine med oss skrivebordspiloter er at vi både kan pause og slewe når peilingen plutselig forsvinner....

Fly safe! [image]http://flightsim.online.no/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif[/image]

mvh

Olav

 

[Rolf A. Vaglid]

Jeg var på kurs hos SAS på Fornebu i vinter og der viste en av lærerne oss en side på internet med massevis av vitser. Denne siden lå under http://www.luftfarten.no," TARGET=_blank>www.luftfarten.no, men kan ikke finne den igjen, det er heller ingen linker som viser til denne siden. Noen som har denne adressen??

mvh

Rolf A. Vaglid