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[Morten Melhuus]

..som nylig har kjøpt ett McDonnell Douglas militærfly ....

 

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In

order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill

out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is

not

required, but the information will help us to develop new products that

best meet your needs and desires.

 

1. Title

 

[_] Mr.

[_] Mrs.

[_] Ms.

[_] Miss

[_] Lt.

[_] Gen.

[_] Comrade

[_] Classified

[_] Other

 

First Name: ............................................

Initial: ........

Last Name:..............................................

Password: .............................. (max. 8 char)

Code Name:..............................................

Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ......................

 

2. Which model of aircraft did you purchase?

 

[_] F-14 Tomcat

[_] F-15 Eagle

[_] F-16 Falcon

[_] F-117A Stealth

[_] Classified

 

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day):......../......./......

 

4. Serial Number: ........................................

 

5. Please indicate where this product was purchased:

 

[_] Received as gift / aid package

[_] Catalogue / showroom

[_] Independent arms broker

[_] Mail order

[_] Discount store

[_] Government surplus

[_] Classified

 

6. Please indicate how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas

product you have just purchased:

 

[_] Heard loud noise, looked up

[_] Store display

[_] Espionage

[_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally

[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer

[_] Was attacked by one

 

7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your

decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

 

[_] Style / appearance

[_] Speed / maneuverability

[_] Price / value

[_] Comfort / convenience

[_] Kickback / bribe

[_] Recommended by salesperson

[_] McDonnell Douglas reputation

[_] Advanced Weapons Systems

[_] Backroom politics

[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat

 

8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used:

 

[_] North America

[_] Iraq

[_] Iraq

[_] Aircraft carrier

[_] Iraq

[_] Europe

[_] Iraq

[_] Middle East (not Iraq)

[_] Iraq

[_] Africa

[_] Iraq

[_] Asia / Far East

[_] Iraq

[_] Misc. Third World countries

[_] Iraq

[_] Classified

[_] Iraq

 

9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to

purchase in the near future:

 

[_] Color TV [_] VCR [_] ICBM [_] Killer Satellite

[_] CD Player [_] Air-to-Air Missiles [_] Space Shuttle

[_] Home Computer [_] Nuclear Weapon

 

 

 

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Indicate all

that apply:)

 

[_] Communist / Socialist

[_] Terrorist

[_] Crazed

[_] Neutral

[_] Democratic

[_] Dictatorship

[_] Corrupt

[_] Primitive / Tribal

 

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

 

[_] Deficit spending

[_] Cash

[_] Suitcases of cocaine

[_] Oil revenues

[_] Personal check

[_] Credit card

[_] Ransom money

[_] Traveler's check

 

12. Your occupation:

 

[_] Homemaker

[_] Sales / marketing

[_] Revolutionary

[_] Clerical

[_] Mercenary

[_] Tyrant

[_] Middle management

[_] Eccentric billionaire

[_] Defense Minister / General

[_] Retired

[_] Student

 

13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the

interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy

participating on a regular basis:

 

[_] Golf

[_] Boating / sailing

[_] Sabotage

[_] Running / jogging

[_] Propaganda / misinformation

[_] Destabilization / overthrow

[_] Default on loans

[_] Gardening

[_] Crafts

[_] Black market / smuggling

[_] Collectibles / collections

[_] Watching sports on TV

[_] Wines

[_] Interrogation / torture

[_] Household pets

[_] Crushing rebellions

[_] Espionage / reconnaissance

[_] Fashion clothing

[_] Border disputes

[_] Mutually Assured Destruction

 

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your

answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas

serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings

and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and

mysterious consortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you

will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder

Sweepstakes!

 

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION, Marketing Department, Military Aerospace

Division

 

[John Kristansen]

[Jo-Arne Kristoffersen]

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[Fredrik Moe]

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