Dagens ansiktsstrekker!

[Simon Trefjord]

A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"

 

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[Gjest Philip Havig]

Haha

Likte spesiellt disse:

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

 

Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."

TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

 

... men likte denne best :grin::

O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."

United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."

[Magnus F. Meese]

Jeg har lest ørten versjoner av Fokker-vitsen, alle lik bortsett fra stedsnavn. Men ellers er disse vitsene er ubetalelige

[Even Rognlien]

Tydeligvis ikke så mange flyvitser som er blitt laget opp igjennom tidene. Har vel hørt disse et par ganger før :grin: