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Cockpit humor

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foreslår at man kan komme med litt jokes så man slipper litt blodig seriøs forum.litt humor skader ikke vett.

 

som først ut så kommer jeg med et par jokes.

 

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker.

 

 

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:

The second officer says, "Oh shit!"

The first officer says, "I have an idea!"

The captain say, "Hey, watch this!"

"I bet you can't do that one again"

 

"Is it supposed to do that?"

 

"Hmmm thats strange...it shouldn't do that"

 

"Hey look! We got afterburners!"

 

"I know we can make it"

 

 

The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty--do a complete circle, a move normally used to provide spacing between aircraft.

 

The pilot of the 727 complained, "Don't you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make even a one-eighty in this airplane?"

 

Without missing a beat the controller replied, "Roger, give me four thousand dollars' worth."

 

ATC (en plass i Europa): "PanAm XXX, descent altitude 3000ft, QNH 1007"

 

PanAm XXX: "Eh, could you give us that in inches?"

 

ATC: "Sure... PanAm XXX, descent to altitude 36000 inches, QNH 1007"...

ATC: "N123YZ, say altitude."

N123YZ: "ALTITUDE!"

ATC: "N123YZ, say airspeed."

N123YZ: "AIRSPEED!"

ATC: "N123YZ, say cancel IFR."

N123YZ: "Eight thousand feet, one hundred fifty knots indicated."

 

(Forøvrig notert ned fra en tidligere post her inne, er ikke meg som har kommet opp med denne)

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