Midtsommershumor - bumpersticker

[Karl R Pettersen]

Bumper stickers:

(Unnskyld skrikinga, men cut&paste).

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WITH ENOUGH THRUST,

LIFT IS IRRELEVANT

GET A HIGHER EDUCATION,

LEARN TO FLY

PILOTS KEEP IT UP LONGER

HELICOPTERS DON'T FLY,

THEY BEAT THE WIND INTO SUBMISSION!

IFR PILOTS MAKE EXCELLENT BARTENDERS,

THEY TEND TO SHAKE A LOT

I FLY JETS,

I AM SHIT HOT

IT'S NOT FOR THE KILL...

IT'S JUST FOR THE THRILL OF THE CHASE

PATIENCE, MY ASS,

I'M GONNA KILL SOMETHING

FIGHTER PILOTS MAKE MOVIES,

ATTACK PILOTS MAKE HISTORY

HOLD YOUR STICK, OR

LOSE YOUR BALLS

REALITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO

CAN'T HANDLE SIMULATION

PARACHUTISTS ARE GOOD TO THE LAST DROP

FLY WITH THE EAGLES,...

OR SCRATCH WITH THE CHICKENS

THE SUPERIOR PILOT USES HIS SUPERIOR JUDGEMENT

TO AVOID SITUATIONS REQUIRING SUPERIOR SKILL

FLYING IS NOT DANGEROUS;

CRASHING IS DANGEROUS

UFO's ARE REAL

THE AIR FORCE IS A HOAX.