Skrevet 6. april 2007 17 år Famous ATIS Responses 257, Do you have Charlie? Tower, 257, Negative, we left him back at the hanger! 257, Do you have Echo? Tower, 257, Negative, recieving you loud and clear! 257, Do you have Hotel? Tower, 257, Negative, We are staying with friends! 257, Do you have Juliet? Tower, 257, Negative, and please don't say anything to my wife! 257, Do you have Kilo? Tower, 257, Negative, but I think there a couple roaches in the ashtray! 257, Do you have Mike? Tower, 257, Negative, I have a push-to-talk button and a headset! 257, Do you have Oscar? Tower, 257, Negative, but I'm expecting a nomination this year! 257, Do you have Popa? Tower, 257, Negative, but I wrote him a letter last week! 257, Do you have Romeo? Tower, 257, Negative, Negative! Wherefore art thou Romeo? 257, Do you have Uniform? Tower, 257, Negative, just jeans and sweatshirt! 257, Do you have Victor? Tower, 257, Negative, Who is Victor? 257, Do you have Xray? Tower, 257, Negative, my doctor wants a CAT Scan! 257, Do you have Whiskey? Tower, 257, Negative, not in last 8 hours, Am I not on assigned heading? Flere HER!
Skrevet 6. april 2007 17 år Synes nå denne var bedre (og av en eller annen grunn veldig kjent :whistle:)... A fellow walked into a bar one evening, near Miami international airport. He sat down at the bar and asked for a beer. The bartender noticed that he smelled pretty bad as he served him. Pretty soon, people started getting up from the bar and moving away from this guy. After he finished his beer the bartender walked over to him and as he got close, he noticed the bad smell again. It was pretty rank. The man then asked for another beer. The bartender said, "Well, OK, but this will have to be the last one." The man said, "I know, I know, this usually happens." The bartender brought him the beer and said to him, "Well, tell me about it, how come you smell so bad?" The man started telling his story. "I work over at the airport. My job is to empty the toilet tanks on the airliners after they land. I drive a truck up to the planes and I connect the hose to empty them. Sometimes the seal where the hose goes on isn't always so good, or an old hose leaks a little, and a little bit of the stuff gets on me. Then even worse, on occasion, the whole hose has been known to drop off while it's draining and I just get soaked in the mess. When that happens you can just can't wash it off. You wash repeatedly, and put on clean clothes, but the smell just won't go away for days. The bartender listened to the man (while he's wiping a glass) and said to him, "Well, that's really awful. Why don't you try to get a new job?" The man looked at him incredulously and said, "What!?? And get out of aviation??!!??"
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