Hvorfor det er viktig å bli airline pilot !!!

[Tom Knudsen]

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[Clamer F. Meltzer]

For å fortsette i samme sjanger

 

THE COPILOT

 

I am the copilot. I sit on the right.

It's up to me to be quick and bright;

I never talk back for I have regrets,

But I have to remember what the Captain forgets.

 

I make out the Flight Plan and study the weather,

Pull up the gear, stand by to feather;

Make out the mail forms and do the reporting,

And fly the old crate while the Captain is courting.

 

I take the readings, adjust the power,

Put on the heaters when we're in a shower;

Tell him where we are on the darkest night,

And do all the bookwork without any light.

 

I call for my Captain and buy him cokes;

I always laugh at his corny jokes,

And once in awhile when his landings are rusty

I always come through with, "By gosh it's gusty!"

 

All in all I'm a general stooge,

As I sit on the right of the man I call "Scrooge";

I guess you think that is past understanding,

But maybe some day he will give me a landing.

 

— Keith Murray

[Axel Næss]

Hehe, no offence, men likte Clamer sin best