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Airliner Joke

Orjan Utne
in Kaffekroken

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Denne ville egnet seg i SAS!!!

>The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant

>who was just obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the

>aisle and said to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to

>announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely

>people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

>

>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that one woman hadn't moved a

>muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.

>I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us

>on the ground."

>

>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country,

>I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

>

>"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen,

>so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch.

>

>

MVH

Ørjan Utne

 

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