He, he, he, hvis det var sant????

[Peter Grönwall]

This was allegedly posted very briefly on the McDonnell-Douglas Website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of

humour: [image]http://www.flightsim.no/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif[/image]

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quote:

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6. Please indicate how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:

[_] Heard loud noise, looked up

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Veldig bra! [image]http://www.flightsim.no/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif[/image]

 

[Lars B. Frostad]

He He!!!

Stilig, denne var veldig morsom.. godt at det finnes folk

som har humoristisk sans.. (akkurat som meg..) [image]http://www.flightsim.no/ubb/images/icons/wink.gif[/image]

Takk for at du delte denne med oss Peter!

 

MVH:

Lars B. Frostad

[Håkon Søreide -ENBR-]

Faktisk,

ble dette gjort helt alvorlig. Det var IKKE en spøk. Og når McDonnel Douglas utførte slike komplett idiotiske spørreundersøkelser er det ikke rart de gikk på ræv og ble kjøpt opp av Boeing.

Personlig favoritt,

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

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[_] Suitcases of cocaine [image]http://www.flightsim.no/ubb/images/icons/smile.gif[/image]

[_] Oil revenues

[_] Personal cheque

[_] Credit card

[_] Ransom money

[_] Traveller's cheque

Mvh,

Håkon

AFG