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[Tore Sætre]

"Jet Fuel"

Mike and Steph were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane

mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in

the hangar with nothing to do.

Mike said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Steph says, "Me too."

Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

"Sure!" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and

get completely smashed.

The next morning Mike wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact

he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone

rings...It's Steph. Steph says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Mike says, "I feel great. How about you?"

"I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

"No, that jet fuel is great stuff no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this

more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing..." says Steph.

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No....."

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"

 

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Tore Sætre

Oslo, Norway

 

[Åke Lindberg]

När Viggen för första gången flög i England var den svenske journalisten/Saab-mannen så till sig när han skulle skryta att han tog fram sin bästa engelska:

"You should see, the plain took a big fart and vanished like a prick in the air."

Åke