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[Frode Skibrek]

For Someone Who Can't Fly...

A man was boarding a plane, and was surprised when he was seated next to a parrot. Once the plane had reached cruising altitude, the stewardess came around with her drink trolley and asked whether the man wanted a drink. He politely asked for a coffee, but when he finished speaking the parrot squawked, "Get me a brandy, you stupid cow!"

The stewardess was taken aback by the parrot's behavior, and came back with its brandy, forgetting about the man's coffee. Later on, the stewardess came by again, and the man reminded her of his coffee, and no sooner had he finished, the parrot squawked, "Get me another brandy, you wh0r3!"

Once again, the stewardess came back with the parrot's brandy, again forgetting about the man's coffee. The man was quite annoyed, and decided to try the parrot's approach: "Fetch me my coffee, b!tch!"

With no warning, the flight stewardess grabbed the man and the parrot and threw them out of the plane. As they plunged toward the ground, the parrot turned to the man and said, "For someone who can't fly, you're a lippy b@$tard!"

 

:grin:

[Geir Teigo]

:grin:

[Sindre Holberg]

:D

[Johan Luiggi]

:grin: :grin:

[Jarle Damgaard]

Mumler noe om at tamme/pratende papegøyer er som regel vingeklippet da...

[Andreas Grindvoll]

Mumler noe om at tamme/pratende papegøyer er som regel vingeklippet da...

 

Ja det blir en overraskelse for den når de treffer bakken

[Tore E. Larsen]

Det der kan da umulig være sant.

[Jarle Damgaard]

Det der kan da umulig være sant.

 

Er så lei av tvilere :mad:....Asså Tore, der er meget mellom himmel og jord....bokstavelig talt... :grin:

[Hans Christian Lindgren]

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