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Excerpts from radio traffic between tower and airplanes... in Germany...
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Tower: "Say fuelstate."
Pilot: "fuelstate."
Tower: "Say again."
Pilot: "again."
Tower: "Arghl, give me your fuel!"
Pilot: "Sorry, need it myself..."
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Pilot: "...Tower, please call me a fuel truck."
Tower: "Roger. You are a fuel truck."
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Controller: "Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about
two hours ago ?"
Pilot: "Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot."
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Controller: "Delta Zulu Romeo, turn right now and report your heading."
Pilot: "Wilco. 341, 342, 343, 344, 345..."
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Tower: "You have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Pilot: "Give us another hint, we have digital watches!"
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Tower: "Mission 123, do you have problems?"
Pilot: "I think, I have lost my compass."
Tower: "Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel!"
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Pilot: "Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and push
back, please."
Tower: "KLM 242 expect start up in two hours."
Pilot: "Please confirm: two hours delay?"
Tower: "Affirmative."
Pilot: "In that case, cancel the good morning!"
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Pilot: "Tower, request permission to enter zone XY."
Tower: "Negative."
Pilot: "Tower, did you say Negative?"
Tower: "Affirmative."
Pilot: "Understood Affirmative. I will call you leaving the zone."
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Pilot: "Does the enemy F-16 come from east or west?"
Tower: "Yes."
Pilot: "Yes, what?"
Tower: "Yes, SIR!"
Arne